Birthday Wishlist

Yeah, so.. Every year people ask me what I want. Every year I reply that I don't know. So, just like last year, I'm doing this the simple way, and have decided to put together a short list of birthday wishes. I'm not sure if the list is actually prioritized, it's just written as I could think of stuff to put on the list.

1. A greencard.
2. An L-1 visa.
3. Enough money to cover all moving expenses.
4. A huge raise.
5. Paid return flight (including cat transport) to Rapid City.
6. Something else.
7. A 50" LED TV (hey, might as well add this stuff since it's not really that realistic of a list to begin with).
8. A new gaming computer.
9. $152,243 in unmarked $100-bills, delivered at 4am behind the train station on August 14th.
10. 2 pieces of cake.

Now nobody can tell me I didn't make a wish.

Peace out.