Christmas Wishlist Time

Yeah, it's time for the Christmas wishlist. Keeping up with tradition, I will of course fill my list with attainable and realistic requests.

• $175,000 in unmarked and non-sequential serial number bills, delivered at 3 am on Christmas morning outside the train station in Ljusdal. (I'll never give up on this one. NEVER! One day it will happen. Will have to change the drop-off point though.)
• New computer.
• Return flight Stockholm <-> Rapid City for mid December to mid January.
• Quicker processing time at USCIS.
• Greencard for USA, executive position in a Fortune 500 company and a huge bonus if I get fired for doing a shitty job (any bonus in excess of $75,000,000 can be tolerated)
• A renovated apartment (this one is in need of some work soon)
• A Dogo Argentino (should also include lifting the breed bans in Norway so it can come on visits)
• Something.

And that's yet another event where nobody can say I didn't have any requests.

Who knows, this year I might even put on a Santa suit.

 

Then again, probably not.

Peace out.