Oh Monday, let me count the ways I love thee.....

1. Well, Mondays are cool because....
2. Mondays rock because...
3. A Monday is never dull since that's when...

Ah, screw it. It was a Monday, and we all know Mondays suck! They mean that the Lazy Ass Husband has to stop being a lazy ass and get on his way to work. Of course, this Monday was no different. So, after spending some time trying to dream up an explanation for the siren that is my alarm clock, I woke up and sat on the edge of my bed for a few minutes trying to remember where I was. After getting all the brain cells (I know there's at least two of them) in motion, I made a quick cup of coffee, got on MSN to say good morning to my wife and after that went and did my thing in the shower room.

After stressing down to work to at least be there around the time the day is supposed to begin I had my breakfast:

And then the hardship of work began. I slaved and toiled with my daily tasks and some reports and stuff like that until I simply couldn't take the excitement any longer and decided it was lunch time.

An hour later, after a little round of "hey, just a quick question before you go", (not an insult, you guys know I don't mind doing that) I finally got to sit down with my lunch. Since the picture makes it a bit difficult to distinguish from dog food, something left over from a party on Saturday or the attempts of homecooking done by a 5-year old with ADHD on crystal meth, I'll explain:

What you just saw, was sausages in mustard sauce with mashed potatoes. A small mountain of it.

So that was it for lunch time. It was back to the hard manual labor of office working. After a few more rounds of questions, a bit of reporting and a new high score on TG Motocross (I RULE!) mixed in with some short breaks for the essential refills of nicotine and caffeine it was almost time to go home. Before I went home, I had the pleasure of trying to use Google Translate to get some meaning out of a Finnish e-mail though. Now, from what I can gather after reading the flawless translations from Google, someone is either desperately trying to find a useful device hanging bye the end of it's trap (wtf dude, seriously Google?!?) or they actually had a meaningful message in there which I'm going to need help translating by someone actually speaking Finnish. My bet so far is on the latter.

Anyway, home it was. Talked a bit with the wife again, then decided the mountain of lunch wasn't quite enough, so I had to get some more food:

What you saw there was:

1. Bread with medium stored cheese and caviar (Svennes ftw!)
2. Bread with medium stored cheese and ham seasoned with BBQ spice
3. Bread with liver pate and herbal salt

Actually quite tasty, and it meant I've fed myself another day with minimal effort while still getting some healthy stuff thrown in. Not bad for a day's work.

Besides the slav.. working, eating and walking this Monday has been very uneventful. Watched the latest Simpsons episode and now gotten started on season 3 of NYPD Blue. Another exciting day in the life of the Lazy Ass Husband. Hope you enjoyed another sneak peek into this drama filled quest of trying to actually use a blog for more than a day for once.